I hate things. These are those things.Tumblr (3.0; @snarkmastermixx)http://snarkmastermixx.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh9abcQmTp1qc01nzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>While I absolutely adore Wilmington, NC (it is a beautiful city with tons of fun things to do) the crowds out at night could use some work. Dudes, you have ZERO game. Like really, we put in all our effort when we spend an hour getting ready to go out so we look sick and sexified. You put on a hat and feel dressed up.This means that when we’re actually out at the bars, you need to put in the effort to dance with us and perhaps buy us tasty drinks.</p> <p> And ladies, you should not be that tan in late February. Also, I think most of you sometimes mistake shirts for dresses when you pick out your outfits. Put some pants on. I guarantee you would still look super sexy.</p> <p>So, ladies and gentlemen of Wilmington, don’t try so hard. You live in an awesome city. By the transitive property, that gives you awesome points. Don’t feel like you have to stand along the walls of a bar and wait for a girl to ask you to dance because you don’t think you’re cool enough to take the initiative. Don’t think that you have to spend 45 minutes in a tanning booth and then wear hot pants (which may actually be undergarments) before we even hit Spring. </p> <p>Hey, but not all the orange in Wilmington’s bar scene is bad… Check out the Orange Gatorade Shot at SideBar. Pretty excellent. </p>http://snarkmastermixx.tumblr.com/post/3536408813http://snarkmastermixx.tumblr.com/post/3536408813Sat, 26 Feb 2011 22:14:00 -0500<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R5QueuvKQ4&amp;feature=player_embedded"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R5QueuvKQ4&amp;feature=player_embedded">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R5QueuvKQ4&amp;feature=player_embedded</a></a></p>http://snarkmastermixx.tumblr.com/post/3475578081http://snarkmastermixx.tumblr.com/post/3475578081Wed, 23 Feb 2011 21:52:07 -0500<p>like children, who lie to me about going to the nurse&#8217;s office and instead walk outside my classroom window with their boyfriends. </p>http://snarkmastermixx.tumblr.com/post/3475467288http://snarkmastermixx.tumblr.com/post/3475467288Wed, 23 Feb 2011 21:46:00 -0500<p>The music at Orange Leaf. </p> <p>Laughing while eating frozen yogurt. </p> <p>Little fuzzy rat dogs.</p> <p>I give these things:</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2a5elOOpf1qbaev6.jpg"/></p> <p>a yogurt-filled thumbs DOWN.</p>http://snarkmastermixx.tumblr.com/post/590829001http://snarkmastermixx.tumblr.com/post/590829001Tue, 11 May 2010 20:02:06 -0400